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Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

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Then came..

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Minds and Behinds

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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No go.

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Nuts and Butts

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

share office space ...

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